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Education For Husbands UNTIL THE GLORIOUS DAY when Susie Bright is ordained homecoming queen of high school sex ed, American women are resigned to having to train their mates in the ways of sexual technique themselves, a task slightly more estimable than teaching modern dance to a grizzly bear. If your husband is like most men he probably thinks Tantra and the Kama Sutra have something to with the menu at that new Thai restaurant he's too squeamish to try. Well, ladies, it's time to expand his horizons past McDonalds and the missionary position. The problem is that your red-blooded boy has been reared on all the wrong messages; that a six pack equals foreplay; that vaginas are verboten; that his penis is for his pleasure, not yours. His formal sexual education probably took place at keg parties, movie theaters and in the bucket seats of his parents' car. His knowledge of female sexuality comes from sources as disparate as the movie "Porky's" and the pages of Hustler magazine. His idealized woman has been injected with silicone, cropped, and airbrushed. Enter, you. Perhaps his first encounter with the real thing. If you are not already demonstrative with your man about what he should do to please you (in sex and all things), then the time to begin is now. We suggest an afternoon trip to the "erotica" and "human sexuality" sections of your local bookstore. Browse together, taking time to share with him book passages and ideas that please you (and displease you). Encourage him to ask questions. Then decide on a few books to take home. We think a mix of the fantastically erotic and invitingly instructional complement each other well. Follow your trip to the bookstore with a jaunt to a sophisticated adult toy shop, preferably one with a femme-centric emphasis (every suburb seems to have one these days, check your local alternative weekly newspaper). Take your husband through the entire store and comment on all you touch and see. Don't take for granted that your husband already knows the things that delight and intrigue you sexually. Like the little boy he will always be, he needs you to explain everything to him. Including what you will do to him if he fails to please you. To begin your husband's sexual education, you should be sure to have the essential teaching tools on hand. Like an old fashioned school ma'am with her chalk, pointer and paddle, we think there are a few teaching aids and techniques that are instrumental in the sexual education of a husband. LOVE LESSONS WITH THE RIDING CROP No married woman should be without a riding crop at her bedside. Its mere presence is certain to arouse your husband's attention and improve his sexual responsiveness. The crop is universally recognized and used for the breaking and training of wild animals, making it perfect for your task. You can purchase a riding crop at most adult toy stores or any equestrian shop. Be sure to bring your husband along for the trip, if only to enjoy the expression on his face as you test your new teaching implement against his backside. And don't be surprised by the knowing smiles of your sister shoppers. In a marriage, the riding crop is what wives use to achieve optimal sexual performance from their men. Husbands who are endeared to the missionary position for the ease of sexual release it allows them can be trained to provide more satisfying and sustaining sex for their wives through disciplinary training with the riding crop. It's simple: if he's going too fast too soon, crack the crop across his buttocks and instruct him to "slow down." Do the same if you need him to speed up: slap the crop across his flanks and tell him "faster," or, if you've had your orgasm, tell him, "finish your business -- now." Crop his bottom repeatedly if he's slack about following your directions. If revved up, racy hot sex is your thing, then think of your husband as the engine and your riding crop as the accelerator. Don't be reluctant to throttle him. You'll find the crop will also serve you well when he's giving you oral sex (snap it across his back) or, of course, when you're riding him. Tickle his nose with the crop as you straddle him and let it dance across his chest if he fails to keep the rhythm. There is no greater image of potent female sexuality than a crop-brandishing woman atop her man; a powerful reminder to him of who rules his relationship and what his place is. WHAT TO DO WHEN HE LACKS SELF-CONTROL Despite your best attempts at training your husband to control himself and please you, you can be sure he'll have his lapses. If his episodes of premature ejaculation are rare -- and always followed by acts of contrition (like giving you oral satisfaction), you can give your schoolboy a gold star and skip the following section. But if your husband is a chronic premature ejaculator who has a selfishly indifferent attitude about his messing -- and the lack of sexual satisfaction he's causing you -- take punitive action. The best home disciplinary tactic for dealing with the haughty premature ejaculator is a shaming device, such as a chastity belt or diaper. Chastity belts are the perfect security measure for men who are prone to masturbatory mischief. Just strap him in and lock him up. Diapers and plastic panties, on the other hand, were made to admonish men who lack self control. And if you think the prospect of putting your hubby into a diaper and plastic panties is pure silliness, ask yourself why should those who are too immature to control their big boy messes should be treated any differently than their baby brethren? Both belong in diapers. But unlike a helpless little baby, your husband has no excuse for his lack of control. Scold your husband as you diaper him. Tease him with baby lotion and belittle his mischievous manhood. Warn your baby-bottomed husband that if he ever again "makes his mess" before you're satisfied, that you might have to hire a sitter and take a night out at a singles bar. Or you might try... ROLE REVERSAL: TEACHING BY SHOWING While it is true that some men simply don't care whether their wives are sexually satisfied, this is rarely true of whappy guys. With whappy guys, the problem is usually a matter of ignorance and inexperience, areas in which you can help fumble fingers to improve. If your husband is going to become a better lover, he needs to learn how to touch you, kiss you and make love to you the way you want to made love to. There is no better way to teach him this than by demonstrating on him -- as if he were you! To do so, you'll want to plan an evening of role-reversal. To begin, ask yourself a question: What would your ideal night of lovemaking be like? Then let your imagination run wild. Maybe you'd like to be given a bubble bath, foot massage and pedicure, then dressed in sexy lingerie and taken off to bed where you'll be tied down to the bed posts and made love to from behind. Anything goes, just write it all down. Then make plans to act it out, but with a twist: in this version, you'll be doing the things you want done to you and your husband will be on the receiving end! It's your opportunity to teach your husband exactly how you want to be made love to. Remember, the more sexually adventurous things you do to him, the more he'll learn. Dress him up in lingerie and show him how you want to be undressed, frill by silky frill. Kiss his ears, play with his nipples, and reach down to touch his "love nest," to demonstrate how a woman likes to be stimulated, probing deep to find his "he-spot." For the ultimate lesson in love making, you'll want to employ the use of a sturdy strap-on penis or vibrator. Brace him by his hips and show him exactly what you like done to you, and for how long. Being made love to like a woman is an experience he won't soon forget. And it's the best way to reinforce his book lessons. Of course, once his lesson is complete, give him a chance to show his teacher all he's learned. Just be sure to keep that riding crop handy! |
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